September142014

A guide to Desperate Housewives

  • Season 1: What the fuck did Mary-Alice do?
  • Season 2: What the fuck did Betty Applewhite do?
  • Season 3: What the fuck did Orson do?
  • Season 4: What the fuck did Katherine do?
  • Season 5: What the fuck did Dave do?
  • Season 6: What the fuck did Angie do?
  • Season 7: Why the fuck is Paul Young back?
  • Season 8: What the fuck did everyone do?
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lyssismore:

Always reblog Easy A.

(via gayteenagemother)

September72014

ivysaw:

thesociallyawkwardasian:

ivysaw:

you should ALWAYS use a condom unless it’s been explicitly discussed and you have decided otherwise as a couple! always!!!!!!!!!!

even if you’re lesbians???????

especially if you’re lesbians! if both of you get pregnant that’s twice as bad!!

(via playingagameofthrones)

September42014
“You have a place in my heart no one else ever could have.” Fitzgerald, F. ScottThe Ice Palace (via wordsnquotes)

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dayoldtampon:

the lip synching is so accurate

(Source: swaggy-surfer, via official-reck)

September12014
thepagejakeenglish:

CANT RISK IT

thepagejakeenglish:

CANT RISK IT

(via pucky0u)

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11AM
“Date someone who meets you half way. Date someone who brings you a glass a water when they get themselves one. Date someone who makes sure you don’t spend money on ridiculous things. Date someone your ex hates and your mom loves. Date someone who’d rather spend a Friday night watching movies, than out with 50 people they barely even talk to. Date someone who sleeps on your chest and leaves a little puddle of drool. Don’t date someone who makes you leave oceans of tears.” At the end of the day it’s the little things. (via offtheocean)

(via reavennsmavenn)

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amidala-skywalkers:

# no-one promotes confident body image like rebel wilson # favourite quote of the whole movie

(via atticrissfinch)

July302014
largecoin:

she has a framed photo of herself walking through her door

a framed photo of herself walking through her door, which also depicts a framed photo of herself walking through her door, and so on. 

largecoin:

she has a framed photo of herself walking through her door

a framed photo of herself walking through her door, which also depicts a framed photo of herself walking through her door, and so on. 

(via july-the-28th)

July272014
I’m their mother. And I know what I’ve created, that’s the real humiliation.

(Source: wigglemore, via dhwives)

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oreides:

birdsarelikeawesomeman:

The more I watch the funnier it gets

oreides:

birdsarelikeawesomeman:

The more I watch the funnier it gets

(Source: cashewmonster, via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

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